08
Jan
08

Rum would help.

I rolled out of the couch today and smacked my head on the coffee table. It hurt…



…alot. On the plus side: now I’m like a sexy pirate, only with a band-aid instead of a patch. And no friends instead of a parrot. And a crippling fear of commitment instead of swag. So really, I’m the greatest pirate master that’s ever lived!

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