21
Mar
08

The Enthralling Poo Experience

A few of my neighbours are music students. Nothing wrong with that, they’re usually pretty laid back people. Sometimes however they make me wish I was deaf. It’s not that they’re untalented and play their instruments poorly, in fact I consider some of them to be quite skilled. I do however find that they choose rather inappropriate moments to enrich my daily life with their art.

My most recent encounter with their musical musings came while on the toilet. I don’t want to hear a beautiful flute solo coming through the air vent when I’m taking a shit. This is not supposed to be a delightful moment for me. My asshole is being stretched out. This is not the time to get whimsical. I half expect an enchanting little pixie to come frolicking into the bathroom, tossing around pixie dust and inviting me to come along to his magical kingdom. As soon as I’ve wiped. Hey, I’m a polite guy. Always wanting to put my best foot forward.

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3 Responses to “The Enthralling Poo Experience”


  1. 1 rebekah
    March 25, 2008 at 11:38 am

    varför kommenterar ingen för? det tycker jag är tråkigt. och konstigt. så här kommer en kommentar. tjoohoo. det där var ett roligt inlägg. skriv mer för tusan!

  2. April 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    you should have joined in with your own acoustics.

  3. June 18, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Lead
    .


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